December 2010
19 posts
Dec 26th
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Polygamy, its alright with me.
I don’t actually agree with polygamy, I def dont want to be a “sister wife” but I do have “brother husbands”? All of these men fulfill an aspect I need. John Mayer is my artistic boyfriend. He writes loves sonsg for me and makes me laugh with his extra quirky humor. Jeff Lewis is my gay boyfriend. He can decorate any house I buy and doesn’t take shit from...
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 16th
Celebrity Hip Hop Puns...
cheaperthanacupofjoe: I hear Nicki Minaj is buying a house next to Kim Kardashian! Yep… it’s in ass-grow right now!  I wonder how 50cent deals with all his haters? He must have a Handler.  I was at the Kanye concert, and man… how does that guy go through so many different suits?? I guess his tailor’s swift!  I heard P. Diddy got stung by an angry swarm of bees! Yeah, his face is all Puffy...
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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first snow fall
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Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Watching The Kanye West... →
cheaperthanacupofjoe: Mom: Maybe they do not have the Thanksgiving turkey, so… they have to barbeque beautiful woman, who is the bird… and… Me: Stop trying to figure it out… and why would they BBQ her?? Mom: Sack of fries. Me: What?? (pause) Sacrifice? Mom: Yes. Me: (chuckle) Oh my god… why are you here…
Dec 7th
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“You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless”
– Liz Lemon
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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“There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ‘cause a Liz Lemon party...”
– Liz Lemon
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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